The Cerebral Assassin
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 21.5 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 23.5 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 11.7 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 8.0 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 20.1 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 19.7 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 7.1 |
| Carney, John NOS PK | 6.0 |
| Falcons, Atlanta ATL Def | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 117.6 |
| Potential Points: |
127.2 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
92.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Favre, Brett MIN QB | 25.6 |
| Sanchez, Mark NYJ QB | 9.3 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 6.4 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 17.2 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 11.5 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 6.8 |
| Knox, Johnny CHI WR | 6.6 |
| Meachem, Robert NOS WR | 3.9 |
| Keller, Dustin NYJ TE | 6.1 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 93.4 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 211.0 |
|
Rogering Codgers
| Starters |
| Collins, Kerry TEN QB | 25.2 |
| Benson, Cedric CIN RB | 9.0 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 5.5 |
| Bennett, Earl CHI WR | 4.6 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 13.1 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 17.6 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 7.1 |
| Tynes, Lawrence NYG PK | 9.0 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 12.0 |
| Starter Total: | 103.1 |
| Potential Points: |
107.2 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
96.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 0 |
| Brown, Chris HOU RB | 0 |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 0 |
| James, Edgerrin FA RB | 2.6 |
| Johnson, Larry CIN RB | 6.6 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 0 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 3.3 |
| Celek, Brent PHI TE | 0 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 15.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 27.5 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 130.6 |
|
Premature Attack Elation
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 12.8 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 20.8 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 10.8 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 17.7 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 4.7 |
| Washington, Kelley BAL WR | 5.9 |
| Fasano, Anthony MIA TE | 1.7 |
| Elam, Jason ATL PK | 0 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 11.0 |
| Starter Total: | 85.4 |
| Potential Points: |
106.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
80.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Cassel, Matt KCC QB | 16.9 |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 0 |
| Bell, Mike NOS RB | 0 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 0 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | 21.7 |
| Breaston, Steve ARI WR | 0 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 0 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CAR WR | 0 |
| Boss, Kevin NYG TE | 8.1 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 46.7 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 132.1 |
|
Wrecking Crew
| Starters |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 15.2 |
| Choice, Tashard DAL RB | 10.0 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 20.8 |
| Edwards, Braylon NYJ WR | 0.0 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 4.2 |
| Ochocinco, Chad CIN WR | 16.5 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 7.1 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 0 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS Def | 30.0 |
| Starter Total: | 103.8 |
| Potential Points: |
114.7 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
90.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Leinart, Matt ARI QB | 0 |
| Stafford, Matthew DET QB | 20.8 |
| Bush, Michael OAK RB | 1.8 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 0 |
| Scott, Bernard CIN RB | 4.1 |
| Tomlinson, LaDainian SDC RB | 1.9 |
| Bess, Davone MIA WR | 3.8 |
| Coles, Laveranues CIN WR | 3.8 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 8.6 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 44.8 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 148.6 |
|
Cowgirls
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 24.8 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 18.4 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 8.8 |
| Harvin, Percy MIN WR | 5.3 |
| Manningham, Mario NYG WR | 5.0 |
| Owens, Terrell BUF WR | 8.1 |
| Miller, Zach OAK TE | 6.3 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 9.0 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 5.0 |
| Starter Total: | 90.7 |
| Potential Points: |
112.6 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
80.6% |
| Non-Starters |
| Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB | 6.4 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 5.6 |
| Coffee, Glen SFO RB | 12.2 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 0 |
| Jenkins, Michael ATL WR | 0 |
| Moore, Lance NOS WR | 0.8 |
| Finley, Jermichael GBP TE | 24.8 |
| Janikowski, Sebastian OAK PK | 6.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 55.8 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 146.5 |
|
Spikers
| Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 25.0 |
| Moreno, Knowshon DEN RB | 14.4 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 11.9 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 1.8 |
| Johnson, Bryant DET WR | 4.8 |
| Stuckey, Chansi CLE WR | 1.5 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 16.0 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 3.0 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 14.0 |
| Starter Total: | 92.4 |
| Potential Points: |
121.2 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
76.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 0 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 31.9 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 0 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 18.7 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 1.3 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 4.1 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 3.7 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 0 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 2.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 61.7 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 154.1 |
|
Saigon Scissor Kick
| Starters |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 24.0 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 9.7 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 5.7 |
| Garcon, Pierre IND WR | 9.2 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 8.7 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 14.8 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 33.4 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 4.0 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 8.0 |
| Starter Total: | 117.5 |
| Potential Points: |
127.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
91.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hill, Shaun SFO QB | 15.6 |
| Forsett, Justin SEA RB | 2.0 |
| Morris, Maurice DET RB | 1.8 |
| Taylor, Fred NEP RB | 4.2 |
| Ward, Derrick TBB RB | 0 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 16.0 |
| Burton, Keenan STL WR | 1.9 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 0 |
| Miller, Zach JAC TE | 4.7 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 46.2 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 163.7 |
|
Looking In The Rearview Mirror
| Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 26.6 |
| Jackson, Fred BUF RB | 8.0 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 9.8 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. SEA WR | 15.9 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 8.4 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 4.8 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 17.5 |
| Reed, Jeff PIT PK | 8.0 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 12.0 |
| Starter Total: | 111 |
| Potential Points: |
129.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
86.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 18.5 |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 32.0 |
| Charles, Jamaal KCC RB | 2.4 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 6.7 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 0 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 8.0 |
| Stokley, Brandon DEN WR | 0.0 |
| Washington, Nate TEN WR | 17.5 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 7.4 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 92.5 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 203.5 |
|
Monkeys
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 10.0 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 13.6 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 12.6 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 8.3 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 17.9 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 5.6 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 6.8 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 4.0 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 9.0 |
| Starter Total: | 87.8 |
| Potential Points: |
100.9 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
87.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Orton, Kyle DEN QB | 20.2 |
| McClain, Le'Ron BAL RB | 0.0 |
| Moore, Mewelde PIT RB | 14.8 |
| Morris, Sammy NEP RB | 13.6 |
| Austin, Miles DAL WR | 4.0 |
| Holt, Torry JAC WR | 6.3 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 5.6 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 4.0 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 8.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 76.5 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 164.3 |
|
Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 25.7 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 4.7 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 0 |
| Bryant, Antonio TBB WR | 13.2 |
| Burleson, Nate SEA WR | 5.9 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 10.6 |
| Carlson, John SEA TE | 8.9 |
| Prater, Matt DEN PK | 5.0 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 4.0 |
| Starter Total: | 78 |
| Potential Points: |
98.8 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
78.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 13.6 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 0 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 2.7 |
| Ware, Danny NYG RB | 0 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 0 |
| Gage, Justin TEN WR | 2.2 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 3.0 |
| Schilens, Chaz OAK WR | 0 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 27.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 48.5 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 126.5 |
|
Legion Of Doom
| Starters |
| Henne, Chad MIA QB | 11.2 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 11.2 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 0.9 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 5.2 |
| Smith, Steve NYG WR | 33.1 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 16.9 |
| Winslow, Kellen TBB TE | 4.1 |
| Hauschka, Steven FA PK | 3.0 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 44.0 |
| Starter Total: | 129.6 |
| Potential Points: |
159.1 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
81.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 0 |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 0 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 3.3 |
| Brown, Donald IND RB | 11.0 |
| McCoy, LeSean PHI RB | 0 |
| Britt, Kenny TEN WR | 15.4 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 9.0 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 13.3 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 52.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 181.6 |
|
Witchetty Grubs
| Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 28.8 |
| Buckhalter, Correll DEN RB | 11.2 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 9.6 |
| Caldwell, Andre CIN WR | 5.1 |
| Hester, Devin CHI WR | 0.9 |
| Sims-Walker, Mike JAC WR | 26.0 |
| Royal, Robert CLE TE | 3.3 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 5.0 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 12.0 |
| Starter Total: | 101.9 |
| Potential Points: |
108.4 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
94.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Cutler, Jay CHI QB | 21.9 |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 21.4 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 2.0 |
| Wells, Chris ARI RB | 0 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 0 |
| Curtis, Kevin PHI WR | 0 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 7.4 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Tony ATL TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 52.7 |
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| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 154.6 |
|