| Franchise |
QB | RB | WR | TE | PK | Def |
| Premature Attack Elation | Cassel, M
Romo, T | Bell, M
Forte, M
Jones, F
Jones, T
Slaton, S | Berrian, B
Breaston, S
Colston, M
Jackson, D
Muhammad, M
Washington, K | Boss, K
Fasano, A | Elam, J | Cardinals, A
Ravens, B |
| Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians | Edwards, T
Manning, P | Gore, F
Jones, J
Maroney, L
Parker, W
Williams, D | Bryant, A
Burleson, N
Cotchery, J
Gage, J
Ginn Jr., T
Royal, E
Schilens, C | Carlson, J
Miller, H | Gould, R | Chargers, S |
| Spikers | Roethlisberger, B
Ryan, M | McGahee, W
Mendenhall, R
Moreno, K
Peterson, A
Smith, K | Bess, D
Bowe, D
Chambers, C
Crabtree, M
Floyd, M
Smith, S | Clark, D | Feely, J
Mare, O | Jets, N
Vikings, M |
| LoD | Hasselbeck, M
Warner, K | Betts, L
Brown, D
Greene, S
Jones-Drew, M
McCoy, L
McFadden, D | Gonzalez, A
Jennings, G
Smith, S
Ward, H
Welker, W | Davis, V
Winslow, K | Crosby, M | 49ers, S
Eagles, P |
| Looking In The Rearview Mirror | Campbell, J
Garrard, D
Manning, E | Charles, J
Jackson, F
Lynch, M
Portis, C
Turner, M | Clayton, M
Houshmandzadeh, T
Jackson, V
Wallace, M
Walter, K
Washington, N | Cooley, C
Shockey, J | Prater, M | Broncos, D |
| Wrecking Crew | Leinart, M
Schaub, M
Smith, A | Choice, T
Green-Ellis, B
Harrison, J
Scott, B
Thomas, P
Tomlinson, L | Coles, L
Edwards, B
Henderson, D
Maclin, J
Ochocinco, C | Heap, T
Witten, J | Rackers, N | Saints, N |
| Witchetty Grubs | Cutler, J
Flacco, J
Rodgers, A | Buckhalter, C
Jacobs, B
Sproles, D
Wells, C
Westbrook, B | Caldwell, A
Evans, L
Fitzgerald, L
Hester, D
Nicks, H
Sims-Walker, M | Gonzalez, T
Shiancoe, V | Akers, D | Giants, N |
| Monkeys | Brees, D
Orton, K | Barber, M
Johnson, C
Morris, S
Snelling, J | Austin, M
Driver, D
Holt, T
Marshall, B
Williams, R | Davis, F
Fells, D
Scheffler, T | Folk, N
Longwell, R | Colts, I
Steelers, P |
| Saigon Scissor Kick | Brady, T | Bush, M
Faulk, K
Forsett, J
Jackson, S
Lewis, J
Ward, D
Washington, L
Williams, R | Garcon, P
Holmes, S
Moss, S
Wade, B
White, R | Gates, A
Miller, Z | Kaeding, N | Packers, G |
| CA | Favre, B
Palmer, C
Sanchez, M | Bradshaw, A
Coffee, G
Grant, R
Rice, R
Williams, C | Avery, D
Johnson, A
Johnson, C
Knox, J
Mason, D
Rice, S | Keller, D
Olsen, G | Carney, J | Patriots, N |
| Cowgirls | Rivers, P | Addai, J
Bush, R
Fargas, J
Moats, R
Stewart, J | Collie, A
Crayton, P
Harvin, P
Manningham, M
Massaquoi, M
Moore, L
Owens, T | Finley, J
Miller, Z | Gostkowski, S
Stover, M | Cowboys, D |
| Rogering Codgers | Kolb, K
McNabb, D | Benson, C
Hightower, T
Johnson, L
Norwood, J
Taylor, C | Bennett, E
Boldin, A
Meachem, R
Moss, R
Wayne, R | Celek, B
Watson, B | Bironas, R
Tynes, L | Bengals, C
Dolphins, M |
