Fantasy Recaps

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 28, 2008) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #1 rivalry, Wrecking Crew beat a strong Spikers team by a score of 100.7 to 83.7, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,541.

Aaron Rodgers

Wrecking Crew were led to their 17.0 point victory by a 27.4 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 308 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 17. They also got help from a 17.6 point effort from Laveranues Coles, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 88 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We feel fortunate," Wrecking Crew coach Steve C. said.

Spikers were helped out in a losing cause by a 16.9 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 134 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15.0 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.

"It just wasn't meant to be," Spikers coach Mark Edgar said.

Causing further embarrassment, Spikers could have scored 112.1 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Edgar left key players like Brett Favre and his corresponding 16.9 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Wrecking Crew to 7-10, and drops Spikers to a record of 9-8.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 28, 2008) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #1 classic, Kentucky Thunderchickens beat a strong Premature Attack Elation team by a score of 92.3 to 77.5, extending the winning streak for Kentucky Thunderchickens to 3 games.

Calvin Johnson

Kentucky Thunderchickens were led to their 14.8 point victory by a 28.5 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 102 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 17. They also got help from a 16.3 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 103 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

"We're going to use this win as a building block," Kentucky Thunderchickens coach Dustin said.

Premature Attack Elation were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.0 point effort from the Philadelphia Eagles Defensive Team. With this performance, the Eagles was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 18.8 point effort from Muhsin Muhammad, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 79 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We shot ourselves in the foot," Premature Attack Elation coach MaxMan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Premature Attack Elation could have scored 140.9 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but MaxMan left key players like Philip Rivers and his corresponding 19.5 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Kentucky Thunderchickens to 14-3, and drops Premature Attack Elation to a record of 12-5.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 28, 2008) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #1 showdown, Monkeys squeaked by a tough Looking In The Rearview Mirror team by a score of 78.9 to 77.7, behind the support of 65,053 faithful fans.

Darren Sproles

Monkeys were led to their 1.2 point victory by a 26.0 point effort from Darren Sproles, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 115 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Sproles was the number 5 ranked running back for week 17. They also got help from a 15.2 point effort from Terrell Owens, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 103 receiving yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

"We made a statement here today," Monkeys coach Richey B said.

Looking In The Rearview Mirror were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.6 point effort from Steve Breaston, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 14.0 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 3 field goals made and 5 extra points.

"They stepped up and made the plays," Looking In The Rearview Mirror coach Jon said.

Causing further embarrassment, Looking In The Rearview Mirror could have scored 129.3 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon left key players like Tatum Bell and his corresponding 25.3 points on the bench.

Monkeys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 17.

This brings the record for Monkeys to 9-8, and drops Looking In The Rearview Mirror to a record of 7-10.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 28, 2008) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #1 battle, Robo's Slaughterers squeaked by a tough Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians team by a score of 134.2 to 122.4, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,777.

Steven Jackson

Robo's Slaughterers were led to their 11.8 point victory by a 35.1 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 161 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 54 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 25.2 point effort from Deion Branch, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 90 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"It was a workman-like effort," Robo's Slaughterers coach Robo Watson said.

Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.5 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 130 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Fitzgerald was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 17. They also got help from a 26.8 point effort from Michael Turner, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 208 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

"We'll just have to put this loss behind us," Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians coach Sylvester said.

Adding salt to the wound, Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians could have scored 142.6 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Sylvester left key players like Jerious Norwood and his corresponding 20.2 points on the bench.

Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 17.

This brings the record for Robo's Slaughterers to 8-9, and drops Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians to a record of 11-6.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 28, 2008) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #1 rivalry, Cowgirls beat a strong Douche Bags team by a score of 133.7 to 112.4, behind the support of 67,096 faithful fans.

Drew Brees

Cowgirls were led to their 21.3 point victory by a 35.3 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 386 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 28.0 point effort from the Pittsburgh Steelers Defensive Team.

"A win is a win," Cowgirls coach Cheryl Jensen said.

Douche Bags were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.2 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 263 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. With this performance, Warner was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 17. They also got help from a 26.7 point effort from Lance Moore, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 91 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

"We came out flat," Douche Bags coach Steve said.

Compounding the issue, Douche Bags could have scored 140.7 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve left key players like Correll Buckhalter and his corresponding 19.4 points on the bench.

Douche Bags drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 17.

This brings the record for Cowgirls to 8-9, and drops Douche Bags to a record of 3-14.

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Dec 28, 2008) In a week 17 LOC Qualifier League #1 battle, Nathan's Team embarrassed a hapless Ramses Upsetters team by a score of 110.7 to 71.2, extending the losing streak for Ramses Upsetters to 3 games.

Andre Johnson

Nathan's Team were led to their 39.5 point victory by a 33.8 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 148 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 27.6 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 96 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs.

"It was a total team effort," Nathan's Team coach Nathan Lee said.

Ramses Upsetters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.2 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 316 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13.0 point effort from Greg Olsen, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 30 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

"We only have to look in the mirror," Ramses Upsetters coach Ramses said.

Adding salt to the wound, Ramses Upsetters could have scored 115.6 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Ramses left key players like Donovan McNabb and his corresponding 23.2 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Nathan's Team to 5-12, and drops Ramses Upsetters to a record of 9-8.