| Franchise |
QB | RB | WR | TE | PK | Def |
| Robo's Slaughterers | Campbell, J
Flacco, J
Rosenfels, S | Jackson, S
James, E
Jones, J
Jones-Drew, M
McAllister, D
Morris, M
Rhodes, D | Branch, D
Galloway, J
Hester, D
Houshmandzadeh, T
Smith, S | Gonzalez, T | Rackers, N | Bills, B |
| Wrecking Crew | Cassel, M
Rodgers, A | Benson, C
Brown, R
Jacobs, B
McGahee, W
Rice, R
Ward, D | Berrian, B
Bradley, M
Bruce, I
Coles, L
Floyd, M
Lloyd, B | Gates, A | Feely, J | Cardinals, A
Saints, N |
| Spikers | Favre, B
Ryan, M | Choice, T
Fargas, J
Johnson, L
Morris, S
Westbrook, B | Holt, T
Jennings, G
Royal, E
Smith, S
Walter, K | Carlson, J
Clark, D | Bryant, M
Hartley, G | Giants, N
Ravens, B |
| Looking In The Rearview Mirror | Delhomme, J
Manning, E | Arrington, J
Bell, T
Dunn, W
Jackson, F
Parker, W
Portis, C | Avery, D
Breaston, S
Evans, L
Gage, J
Wayne, R
Welker, W | Boss, K
Shockey, J | Akers, D | Dolphins, M |
| Ramses Upsetters | Cutler, J
McNabb, D | Bradshaw, A
Bush, R
Gore, F
Slaton, S
Stewart, J | Anderson, D
Boldin, A
Clayton, M
Jones, B
Marshall, B
Ocho Cinco, C | Lee, D
Olsen, G | Crosby, M | Packers, G
Panthers, C |
| Premature Attack Elation | Manning, P
Rivers, P | Faulk, K
Jones, T
McFadden, D
Moore, M
Williams, D
Williams, R | Ginn Jr., T
Harrison, M
Henderson, D
Jackson, V
Moss, R
Muhammad, M | Scheffler, T
Shiancoe, V | Gould, R | Eagles, P |
| Nathan's Team | Garrard, D
Hasselbeck, M | Bush, M
Maroney, L
Pittman, M
Tomlinson, L
Young, S | Bowe, D
Burress, P
Johnson, A
Johnson, B
Moss, S
Stuckey, C | Fasano, A
Miller, H | Brown, J | Bears, C
Buccaneers, T |
| Douche Bags | Kitna, J
Warner, K | Betts, L
Buckhalter, C
Grant, R
Johnson, C
Lynch, M
Washington, L | Chambers, C
Colston, M
Holmes, S
Moore, L
Williams, R | Davis, V
Lewis, M | Kaeding, N
Suisham, S | Cowboys, D |
| Conservative Evironmentialist Bohemians | Edwards, T
Schaub, M
Thigpen, T | Barber, M
McClain, L
Norwood, J
Thomas, P
Turner, M | Bryant, A
Camarillo, G
Fitzgerald, L
Jones, M
Ward, H
Williams, R | Cooley, C
Scaife, B | Gostkowski, S | Jets, N |
| Cowgirls | Brees, D
Garcia, J | Addai, J
Green, A
Johnson, R
Jordan, L
Smith, K | Driver, D
Edwards, B
Gonzalez, A
Lelie, A
Manningham, M
Stallworth, D | Heap, T
Winslow, K | Vanderjagt, M
Vinatieri, A | Steelers, P |
| Monkeys | Pennington, C
Romo, T | Lewis, J
Sproles, D
White, L | Cotchery, J
Crayton, P
Engram, B
Meachem, R
Owens, T
Randle El, A
Toomer, A | Baker, C
Daniels, O | Bironas, R
Folk, N | Titans, T
Vikings, M |
| Kentucky Thunderchickens | Roethlisberger, B
Russell, J | Forte, M
Green-Ellis, B
Hightower, T
Perry, C
Peterson, A
Taylor, C | Jackson, D
Johnson, C
Mason, D
White, R | Keller, D
Witten, J | Elam, J
Scobee, J | Jaguars, J
Raiders, O |
